I knew to expect a package from angryrobot, so when I found a box today labeled HERSHEY'S and reading Hi! I'm rw! From Vrave! (don't ask) all I could think of was: "chocolate microscopes?"

But no, it turned out to be:


you don't want to know what "relaxing" is a reference to, trust me, but it is far from relaxing. You can see in that first picture, the box is labeled "3.00 LBS". It is about a square foot of chocolate, and about half an inch thick (so yes, 72 cubic inches of chocolate).

angryrobot: i might have taken a year off your life with that gift
angryrobot: your colon will not be pleased
optic: i wasnt going to do anything useful with that year anyway trust me
angryrobot: well good luck pounding that down. happy hannukkah!